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Broke my heart

that-fucking-flamingo-shirt:

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

Well because it also means “oh, the pleasure.”

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

I want to draw but what the fuck to I draw 

WHAT

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
Bob Marley (via actionables)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

deans-demonic-dick-cass-holy-ass:

Misha, your kids loved that puppy. Buy them one!

yourfavoritedork:

Me every time I watch Supernatural:image

metatronyoudick:

no but when metatron was twirling the angel blade around, cas’ eyes fell on the tip of it that was covered in blood. dean’s blood. image

so this is what did it