The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
me in the club
me at family parties
god damn it.
ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
[AGGRESSIVELY GOLF CLAPS]
Okay, that’s VERY clever.
AM I MISSING SOMETHING
"no im not gonna do it no nope—nEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN"
I hate you all
Fuck this post
sonofa- NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE! NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
R I S E
GET OFF OF ME.